Anybody sharing my dream?

It is 2009 and I am reading the stats for the past season,after changes made by MLB, that brought back the "specs" for the baseball used in the '60s, Bats were not allowed under 34 ounces, the pitching hill was back to 15 inches and protection gear for elbows ( gives advantage to the hitters because allow them to come closer to the plate) was not allowed. Wow! Nobody hit over 40 homers, there were six 20 game winners and the both leagues call for a special meeting to cut some MLB clubs because of lack of talent. There was a limmit in the size on the gloves that outfielders could use.( not like the Hai-alai baskets used now )There was a new rule on performance enhancement substances: First time- a full season suspencion, next time - banned from baseball forever.